Heaven Cigars Want To Go To Heaven Or Hell ? ?

Want to go to heaven or hell ? ? - heaven cigars

One day a man dies and is in hell. Since wallows in despair, he has his first encounter with the devil ...

Satan: "Why so sad?"

Guy: "What do you think?" I'm in hell! "

Satan: "Hell is not so bad. We have a lot of fun here. Are you a drinking man?

Guy: "Sure, I want to drink.

Satan: "Well, you'll love Mondays then. On Monday, that everything we do is drink." Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, Wine coolers, Tab and Fresca. We drink until we vomit, and then drink something else! Are they therefore do not provide for a hangover, because you're dead anyway. "

Guy Gee, that sounds! "

Satan: "Do you smoke?"

Guy: "You better believe it"

All Satan: "Well, you'll love Tuesday. We get a the best cigars from around the world and smoke to the lungs. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're dead, remember?

Guy: "Wow ... that's awesome!"

Satan: "I bet you want to play."

Guy: "But yes, as I have to do, in fact."

Satan: "Good" on Wednesday, because you can do anything you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, what ever you're dead anyway. "

Guy: "Cool!"

Satan: "What about drugs?"

Guy: "Are you kidding? Drug of love!" You mean ...? "

Satan: "Correct! Thursday. Day of drug Pour a big bowl of crack or heroin. Smoke Doobie one size of a submarine. You can follow any drug you want." Re Dead who cares. "

Guy: "Wow, I never realized Hell was a place so cool!"

Satan: "You're gay?"

Guy: "No ..."

Oooo Satan, "on Friday will be difficult ...